I will write your message on my AMAZING beer gut for $5

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write your message on my AMAZING beer gut
write your message on my AMAZING beer gut
write your message on my AMAZING beer gut
write your message on my AMAZING beer gut
write your message on my AMAZING beer gut
write your message on my AMAZING beer gut

About This Gig

AS SEEN ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO", April 3, 2010. Hey, y'all! The one, the only, the ORIGINAL REDNECK BEER GUT MAN here! I built this vast expanse of pasty white flab 12 ounces at a time. Finally, it occurred to me to see it for what it REALLY is: PRIME ADVERTISING SPACE! Yee-HAW!!! My humongous skin keg would make the perfect backdrop for a PERSONAL GREETING, a BUSINESS CARD, or an online ad for your WEBSITE OR BLOG!